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A patient went to her optometrist and said, “Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain in my eye. Any idea what it could be?”

Here is a list of funny pointing finger jokes and even better pointing finger puns that will make you laugh with friends. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotesDid you know that the pinky finger is often called the “ ear finger” in South Korea because it’s just the right size to clean your ears? Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day. Fingers are our built-in tools for communication – from sign language to thumbs-up, they help us express ourselves without saying a word! Why can't people with no hands tell what's wrong with a picture? They cannot quite put their finger on it. Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Sponsorship & Advertising Policy

I have a friend who’s a magician and can make his fingers disappear, he’s quite the digital illusionist. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Here are some great finger joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about fingers.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Now, the day after notice was posted, the minister was in his study reading when a young man no older than 20 walked in. The minister looked up and asked, "What can I do for you, young man?" A man cut off his finger at work He called his wife and said honey, I just cut my finger off at work Here is our top list of finger one liners. Find your favorite one liner about finger, enjoy it, and share it with your friends and family.

So the NEXT production, I started warning people that "The Joke" was coming. One or two remembered the previous time I'd told it, and reacted - "Oh god. Please no."

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

I cut off a finger in an accident at work I called my wife from the hospital and told her the terrible news. Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about fingers that are also awesome finger jokes for adults and kids to be told! I always use my fingers to type on my phone, I guess you could say I’m quite the digital communicator.

A: Absolutely! One notable finger character is Thing from “The Addams Family.” It’s a disembodied hand that often helps out with various tasks.

Doctor: “I had a young boy in here yesterday that swallowed 10 quarters. Any news on how he’s doing?” As they are playing, they hear a ringing sound. The American rushes to his golf bag and pulls out a mobile phone. He answers the phone and when the conversation is done, he explains to his friends, "My company needs to be in touch with me all the time, so I carry this fancy phone around with me." The other golfers are mildlyinterested. Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers...