People of Walmart: State of Emergency: A Parody

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Founded in 1962, Walmart was opened in Rogers, Arkansas. Its early growth was focused on rural areas to avoid competition with the retailer titans like Sears. If a friend asked what three things I’d want on a deserted island, I would say “doughnuts, pizza, and my doughnut-and-pizza-themed clothes.” For me, wearing clothes with my favorite food on them is redundant. People can see my tired eyes, my gut, and my big beard. They know I’m a pizza lover already. via People of Walmart

I just counted them, and there are too many stars on those pants. That’s because this guy’s from the future. America is going to add a few hundred more states by 2050.Walton served as a captain in the U.S. Military Intelligence Corps Unit at the time of World War II. I know the pain she must feel. I once left my fly down for an entire day at school and no one said anything, even after all the tissues I put down there started falling out. I was stuffing it for medical reasons, not to show off! Jeez. I’m better than that. I helped them out and worked for them on one of my days off," she told Insider. "But they wouldn't balance the point out. I thought that was really unfair, seeing as I really had been a model employee for them."

If we want to stop people from catching diseases from animals, we have to stop eating them. We also should probably stop keeping them as pets. This many is clearly comfortable with a monkey getting all up in his business. He’s also comfortable with letting his fellow patrons of the store get up close and personal with his monkey. via People of Walmart A Walmart spokesperson said that the company's attendance system services to ensure that "associates in the right place at the right time." From R-rated shoppers to full-on nude shoppers, and every trashy, weird, and obscene thing in-between, here are some of our “favorite” funny people of Walmart. In the early days of COVID, masks were harder to come by, so some Walmart shoppers just improvised. I dressed like this for a weird play in college. It had the desired effect. People laughed and were frightened at the same time. Not sure why you would dress like this while going about your day. He looks like a walking carnival game, complete with prizes. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone randomly threw a dart at him.What an exhausting day of climbing strangers in the Walmart aisles he’s had. He deserves a nap. Even when he sleeps he can scare a few people who thought he was a human baby being swaddled. Android Sells People of Walmart App". market.android.com. market.android.com. May 2, 2011. Archived from the original on January 5, 2012 . Retrieved September 5, 2009.