Goth #1: I'm so Goth I got a tattoo of Celtic knot work starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

But what better way to spend a rainy Fathers Day than reading 46 of the most hilarious your da jokes you sent in. Dressing inappropriately for the weather/task at hand is something that folk seem to think Goths are awesome at. While naturally this does happen-an internet’s worth of images tells us so-Sweaty Puddle Goth is an as-yet to be recognised subtype of the traditional group, and so pics like this usually amuse me. Why did the gothic ghost refuse to play hide-and-seek? She was always the seeker and never the spirit. One of the inevitable side-effects of being part of a particular subculture (or any culture, for that matter) is that often, you don’t realise that you’re being widely stereotyped by those outside of said group, or in what ways. I asked the gothic chef if he could make me a sandwich, and he said, “I only deal with bone-appetit meals.”

What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo? One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness. Frank N. Stein’s Repair Shop (Frank N. Stein’s is a play on “Frankenstein,” a classic gothic novel) The vampire couldn’t become an actor because he had stage fright and always found himself in a coffin up his lines. The gothic therapist told me to stop being so negative, but I assured him that bringing light into the darkness is my specialty. There were a couple of jokes that came up over and over again in the comments, which plenty of Scousers will have heard them before.

READ MORE: Tesco, Morrisons and Sainsbury's issue urgent product recalls for soup, pet food and moreDid you hear about the gothic librarian? She can “spookily” recommend books that will give you chills.

Why did the gothic scientist always study the night sky? Because they were fascinated by the “endless” void of darkness. Why couldn’t the gothic couple find a place to eat? Because they wanted something a little macabre. Again we did receive all the replies saying 'your da reads the Echo' (or that your da works for Echo, or that your da sits in the Echo watching ITV all day). So, thanks for those.

Answers to that stupid question... "Why do you wear black?"

Gothic Weddings: For those who dare to be different, gothic weddings are a fantastic way to celebrate love with a dark and romantic twist. Haunted Attractions: Haunted houses, spooky tours, and macabre attractions are goth-approved activities that cater to your love for all things eerie.

Jonathan Sinister’s Antiques (Jonathan Sinister is a play on “Jonathan Harker,” a character from “Dracula”) Freddy Krueger tried to pursue a career in music, but he couldn’t get a decent glove on the guitar. Why did the gothic teacher love the sunny weather? Because it provided the perfect contrast for her brooding personality.

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Why did the gothic comedian use a lot of dark humor? Because they wanted to “haunt” you with their jokes. What is a goth’s favorite classical piece? Moonlight Sonata, its melancholy melody soothes their soul. goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula. From selling Avon to pretending to be The Chaser, there were some classic 'your da' jokes that everyone suggested.