Despite all the porn footage where supposedly inexperienced and equally so, supposedly str8, "virgin" dudes take a 9" like a song and love it; taking even a 6" in real life without any previous preparation and without any previous bottoming experience is a daunting task for most guys. The pain outsets the pleasure and makes you want to get it done and over with as fast as possible. Which only defeats the purpose. Saw this one in surgery. Patient presented with a huge mass of plastic in their butt, about 5 inches across. It took myself and another scrub tech with four pairs of these to drag it out. We had them in the OR in case removing it perforated the rectum.

Him: yeah but that’ll come out easy. It’s the cue ball in there that I need you to get out for me.” My buddy and I hooked up again on Friday. I had plans this weekend, so Friday was the only time we could get together.Eliza recounts a story from her first year in college. “I was with my boyfriend in his dorm room. His roommate was away for the weekend (or so we thought). I’m under the covers giving him a blow job and having a good time. I don’t even hear the key turn in the door or anything— all of a sudden I just hear his roommate talking.” The guy said the hamster got out of the cage, spilled the lube bottle over himself, then crawled up his pant leg into his asshole.” Gwen is tired of her small town life. Everything has been planned out for her. Graduate. Get a Job. Get married. Nothing exciting happens to her, and she’s tired of it all. Her desire for a way to overcome the boredom of small town life is about to put her right in the midst of an awkward situation. In this case, her search for adventure will put her in a factory filled with young men enjoying a late night party, and she’s just become the entertainment. It’s a crazy gangbang filled with rough sex and boys everywhere. BuzzFeed Bring Me Obsessed with travel? Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! So I make her do it again-- "Hhurgh!"-- and again-- " Uuuuurghh! Gk, gkkk--"-- and again until her stomach surrenders the last dribble of puke.

It was primary school. He was actually quite a rebel and I was attracted to the bad boy in him. I think I thought I could change him, We’d double-date with another couple and all go to the playground. But then it just fizzled out.’ My favorite case, however, was when a gentleman came in with a small propane (butane?) tank lodged in his rectum. The physicians would not perform a procedure on him at her hospital because they feared the tank would explode if not extracted properly. He had to be moved to another hospital that was better equipped to deal with such situations.” So, naked, he sets about washing the dishes. Turns out some of them were really dirty though, so he had to scrub pretty vigorously. This of course leads to him splashing soapy water all over himself, the floor, and his shopping. I was 16 with a long term boyfriend. He fingered me and that was it. It was pretty good, I can’t really remember it if I’m being honest, all I know is I didn’t want to touch his penis.’ You want to get some lite training with a smaller size dildo, get used to being penetrated and assure yourself that you can do all of that without any serious pain or discomfort. Knowing this because you saw how other dudes do it in porn and knowing it because you have tried and established it yourself is just like believing that you know how to swim because you saw other guys swimming and thought, if they can do it, I can do it, too.

I worked at a fairly large American Military hospital. We had this Air Force guy come into our ER late in the evening. When he was asked to fill out a form that would state where is pain was he refused and calmly stated he needed to see a doctor ASAP. A little time goes past and our head nurse down in the ER goes and talks to him, where he politely refuses to explain what the issue is, only that he needed to see a doctor. This went on for a little while and eventually we got out of him that he was having some stomach pain. So they sent him to radiology for an X-ray to see if there was anything there… I once had a guy tell me he ‘slipped and fell in the shower’ as his reason for having a Sky remote control lodged in his large intestine.” His mind re-lived events from last Saturday when Larry took him fishing. It had been a perfect day. "This is really neat," Kenny had said, eyes dancing with excitement. Kenny really liked Larry. First, there are some types of enemas you definitely shouldn’t use: “I don’t advise using store-bought enemas containing laxative solution, which cause your rectum to spasm and stimulate emptying,” Dr. Thomas says. “Those harsh solutions can irritate the rectum and tiny tears can increase the risk of STI transmission.” If you take more than the recommended dose, laxative solutions can lead to dehydration and electrolyte imbalances that can damage your organs and even kill you. Long-term use can cause a loss of muscle tone in your intestines, which means your colon won’t be able to contract and push out your poop normally.

The winner was an elderly couple who came in and the chap had ‘fell’ on an ornamental frog that was now up his bum. Kenny jerked awake in his room as he heard his squeaky doorknob. Through half-closed eyelids he watched his mom step in. I am not a physician, but my mother is an RN in the GI lab and she has these cases on a semi-regular basis. Here are a few that stand out. You can start by asking your partner to give you a massage or do something else you know will loosen you up. “It takes a bit of time to relax [the anal sphincter],” Dr. Frankhouse says. She begs with her eyes as I watch from my chair. Tears pour down her face, drool from her open mouth.

She twists on the chain to watch me. At the wall, I unloop a hose and attach a special nozzle to the end of it: three inches long, skinny, silicone. A husband is suddenly inspired to spank his wife just before she goes to work each morning. (1,955 words.)